I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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