I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My hand turned me down
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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