So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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