so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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