I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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