You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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