I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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