I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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