How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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