sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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