You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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