Christians are straight up FREAKS
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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