my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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