Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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