So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
