That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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