This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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