the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's blow job season.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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