if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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