its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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