with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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