i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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