love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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