Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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