you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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