imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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