i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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