How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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