The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The feeling are messing with the penis
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
