The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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