my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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