He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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