you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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