Already got asked if we're dating
they need to just BURY HIM!
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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