ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
now i know why i became what i already was.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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