Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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