belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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