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If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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