He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
zippers are such a cool invention
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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