If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
and i looked up. we had an audience...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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