Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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