Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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