i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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