You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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