yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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