i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i out mim tonsoeep
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