Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
