I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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