there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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