You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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