yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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