ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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