Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
this boner is exhausting
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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