This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
