Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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